a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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