we're blogging at a bar
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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