she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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