i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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