He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
Randomize
