He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Randomize
