She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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