Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
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I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
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I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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