the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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