You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
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