Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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