Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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