So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
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Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
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Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
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