How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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