5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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