So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
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I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
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I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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