every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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