What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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