i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
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this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
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Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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