maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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