Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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