Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
She bit a glass in half.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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