That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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