Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
they need to just BURY HIM!
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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