There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
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The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
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Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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