his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
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i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
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I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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