Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
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