In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
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I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
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finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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