Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Please, let me fuck your mom
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
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At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
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Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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