In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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