Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
zippers are such a cool invention
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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