he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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