I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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