shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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