you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
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