so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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