have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
There r osticjed everywhere
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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