So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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