Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
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I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
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My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
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