But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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