My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
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No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
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But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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