big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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