he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
no. you can't hotbox the world.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Edward fifth and chaser hands
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Randomize
