he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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