Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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