At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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