I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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