oh god the rape fog is back!
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
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