Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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