Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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