We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
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She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
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Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
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