hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
i can't believe i had my finger in that
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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