Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
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