we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
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