Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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